A journalist will actually do their homework. And someday monkeys might fly out of my butt.

( Anvils are lost on these people. )

( Pic from HBP )

Someone make it stop!

ETA: Watch THIS to clear your palate. LOL FACT.

Who the hell cares how old Dumbledore is?

HE'S OLD.

It was entirely orchestrated by the twins - my very own Fred and George in girl form.

( Sometimes I really identify with Percy. )

divinemum, thanks for the nudge! I've been trying to catch up a little since I've been gone for a while. Here's what I've been up to.

( Do try to stay awake. )

I've been gone from LJ for well over a week and I'm about to go away again so there is just no catching up. I just want to say...

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As if we already didn't know, my sources confirm that the person who says they work at Scholastic and read DH is just a craxhead. That manuscript is locked up tighter than Fort Knox and anyone leaking anything would be fired, flogged, and sent straight to Azkaban where they have to share a cell with Snape when he goes down. You don't want to be ( Read more... )

I've been on an small internet hiatus and I just now read the first page or two of my FList...are we already getting spoilers? Do I need to stay off the internet until July ( Read more... )

Finally, we know what Sirius did before his stint in Azkaban. ( Uh, Sirius? Nice robe, but this isn't a porno. )